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dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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Today at work...

  • Me:

    Thank you for calling, how can I help you?

  • Customer:

    I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.

  • Me:

    I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?

  • Customer:

    Not on me. Can you search by my name?

  • Me:

    Certainly. And your name is?

  • Customer:

    Mark Pellegrino.

  • Me:

    ...Mark Pellegrino?

  • Customer:

    Yes.

  • Me:

    As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?

  • Customer:

    *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.

  • Me:

    Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.

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